Ugly Betty is come Afghan TV

     Ugly Betty                            

        Ugly Behrukh

                                        

               
Is news to excite. Afghan TV is remake the Ugly Betty for the Afghan audience. Is love American show, is so very funny because Betty is ugly you see, with bad dress, but is surround by the pretty womans, ha ha ha. Is funny for week after week after week. I worry is lose the magics in the translatings but the clever Afghan TV peoples is catching the joke so very well - every womans is wear the blue burkha you see but Ugly Behrukh is wear the yellow burkha. Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ! I'm sure I is still laughing week 21.

(Is funny ironies because Behrukh is mean beautiful).

Amatullah's discotheque is become big hole

So is more bad news today. Is walk past Amatullah's place and is replaced by the big hole in ground. Is hurt Moohammed more than the time that Soviet tank is blow up my house with grandparents still inside. Moohammed like king here on Saturday night, is meeting many many ladies, I am become like ambassador for United Nations, I is no be shitting you. Where is the emoticons, please ?

    Before bombings

         See Amatullah's disco behind bomb crater ?

   After bombings

    See ? Is beautiful Amatullah's discotheque

is disappear down the hole

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Is downside of the car bombings

So is go down to Ali's newspaper stand today for copy "Car Bomb Weekly" and i find Ali's stand is blow up by the car bomb. In Pakistan they is call this 'irony'. This is remind me that my good friend Mo Farqa is finally have the success make car bomb and now is save up for the car. Is recommend the 1976 Mercedes 280 CE - because car is not just for blow up is also impress the ladies. 

Internet friend promise make me something

Can people be trust ? Is big question. Here on interweb is many tricksters and people promise you sex but is big lie and you is left stand naked in rain and police is arrest you and is many shameful questions.

So...is person called Randi (!) she is promise me free gift at http://lifelovefelinefriends.blogspot.com/

on Jan 23 2009. You is witness. Is she tell truth or big fat satan ? You watch this space is revealing truth. Moohammed is pray to almighty Allah for free stuff.

Update 29th Jan 2009 : Randi is delete my post so she no have to give free stuff. Is just another interweb trick.

Afghan Romancings

So, is busy night last night. Have many dates with beauty girls i meet on internet and the beautiful Kabul streets. 

First date is Regina, she is German girl work with Red Cross is very much compassion is like work with sick children etcetera etcera. She is wear the lime-green panties - WOW - is erotic color, is you find also ? Also, is color Pakistan flag. She is enjoy Moohammed delicate touch is come from time he defuse landmine. You practice, is giving ladies much pleasure ! German girl very nice especially you like Terminator movie.

Second girl is Emmanuelle, she is France come. French girls is pretty like the American girls but is wear nice clothes and no wash. Moohammed like, is liking nature girl. Hoping all french girls is like Emmanuelle, she is going like the Khyber steam safari train from Peshawar. Wow ! Is very satisfy !

Last date is Fatimah. She good Afghan girl. Is no make-up, no watch TV, no leave house without escort, no school. Yes, she seem good but is try give Moohammed kiss on cheek at end of date ! Is too hard find the good muslim girl these days. Is Americans - turn world upside down !

Prison Blues

So I is walking past Pul-e-Charkhi prison yesterday. Is biggest prison in Kabul. I hear many, many bad things is happening here. Is friend tell me that his cousin is spend time there, is beaten and made watch the British movie. Can be true ? Such cruelty ? I not sure is have the doubting but when i walk past is hearing the terrible wailing sound like the man who has legs blow up by the landmine and i think, yes, is the Chris de Burger "Lady in Red". Is no mercy in this place, is place without pity.

Poem

Is sensitive side to Moohammed is very few to see this. Is chance to show innermost feelings and to make a beauty out of lifes hardship.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

What would you do,

If you saw the jew ?

I would send them to heaven

With my AK47.

Do you like ? Every day should be havings some poetry in it.

JAWS

Movie Review

Hello,my very good friends. Is very exciting - my first bloggings ! Here in Kabul, electricities is only workings for 5 minutes maximum, so I is quick !

Am watching new movie is play now Kabul, is called "Jaws" - have you heard ? At first I is like this movie americans they is becoming the fast food this time you see ha ha ! But guess what ? Is being direct by the jew Spielberg and do you know ? the 2 jewish actors Scheider and Dreyfuss they is swim away happy and the non-jew Mr Robert Shaw he being munched by the shark like he is the Colonel Sanders super-delish hot wings with the spicy fuck octopus sauce. Sorry, is swear but why is jews no eat too ? (Jews is always not being killed in Spielberg movie, you look "Mr Schindler's List"). Maybe they should be re-naming this movie "Jews".

Verdict : americans is eaten is good but jews undigested so is Moohammed not fully recomending this movie. Is more jews on menu next time please 

Rating : I is give this 3 kebabs out of 5